|me using computer:||esc, esc, esc, esc, esc, esc, esc, esc, esc, esc, esc|
|me:||esc, esc, esc, esc, f1....|
|computer:||oh you need some help?|
|me:||no. no. i didn't want this...|
|computer:||*takes five years longer to open the help manual*|
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
"Here, I bought you the thing"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"
"just take it"
"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"
|salazar:||hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something|
|salazar:||okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols|
|salazar:||like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary|
|rowena:||its an eagle|
|godric:||i dont think uh|
|salazar:||it cant be too hard to find a huge badger|
|godric:||okay dude wtf no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols|
|salazar:||oh um okay because i kind of uh|
|helga:||what did you do|
I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking.
seriously the most accurate thing I ever read.
My entire existence summed up…